February 2012
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alyssaspiering replied to your photo: i got my blood drawn on monday
more like your face looks like an alium
that too
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ohlivyuhuxtable replied to your post: ohlivyuhuxtable replied to your post: i just made…
how much chocolate chips did you put? just like, a single layer? planning for tomorrow, obvs.
i did like a small handful in one layer? like it didn’t totally cover it but there were quite a few. when i inevitably do this again i’ll probably put more.
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ohlivyuhuxtable replied to your post: i just made a grilled peanut butter and chocolate…
i’ve never heard of chocolate chips in a sandwich. it’s making me cry.
it was one of my better ideas.
that entire sandwich was one of my better ideas, honestly.
i just made a grilled peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich and i should’ve taken a picture of its glory but i ate it all
I’m at the happiest place on earth, also known as Uwajimaya.
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today i made friends with a girl working at lush and told her that i was bummed that the “cinders” bath bomb was only seasonal and i couldn’t have it year round, and when she was ringing me up she said she had a surprise for me and ran to the back and gave me two cinders bath bombs for free because they were left over from gift sets
she also gave me an orange but that was a...
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ronpalsy:
Buying your girlfriend a box of reduced fat chocolates to let her know that you don’t love her anymore.
lescollantscouleurs:
Paul Baribeau |...
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my mom won’t stop talking ughhh
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utterlescow replied to your post: this guy on okcupid asked me to go see a movie at…
he’s got it reversed, the first season is ehh but every episode after is beautiful
exactly! plus he kept saying that he was way funnier than the show and that “that isn’t saying much” and just nope wrong in every way.
this guy on okcupid asked me to go see a movie at 10:00 and i said no because 1: it was 9:00, 2: sickness, 3: general disinterest in him. he kept talking to me and i said i’m watching parks and rec and he started insulting it and saying “it sucks except the first season” and just what on earth is this person? who thinks that? that is just… no one’s opinion.
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why does my apartment have a doorbell
i think people ring it as they walk by because they assume it doesn’t work or something but it DOES and it scares the shit out of me every time
today i have:
mostly stayed in bed
looked at my throat in the mirror with a flashlight just to gross myself out
used ms paint to put ron swanson’s mustache on a dog
watched youtube videos of people making food
thought about showering and going to the doctor
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got my shift at work covered
now i just need to get myself to a doctor
hey cool i can actually see that my lymph node is swollen in that picture
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burgersalad replied to your photo: my throat felt weird all day and i looked at it…
I like your nose
thanks it’s good at breathing and stuff
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it was a nice song though. IV by zxyzxy. i hope i never have to say that out loud.
it took me 18 minutes to realize that what i was listening to was all one song and not five songs that just sounded really similar to each other and never had a break in between them
The lady who mutters to herself and rips pages out of books is back. I’m probably going to be murdered.
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oh last night at my cousin’s wedding shower (i got to meet juggalo, he’s awful.) her dad’s girlfriend got hammered and was potentially on ecstasy and she ate shit down the stairs and broke the wall with her head.
needless to say the party ended rather abruptly.